this lady at work just said snakes are disgusting If the deal wasnt already broken weeks ago this would totally be a deal breaker
warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
drzank asked: ✲
ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
friendly reminder that: you are not weak if you want meds for your disorder you are not weak if you relapse once you are not weak if you relapse a thousand times you are not weak if some kinds of therapy don’t work for you you are not weak if some kinds of meds don’t work for you you are not weak if you have a mental disorder.
quantumdrill: eva 01 found a place in my heart after it ate zeruel in the original series there’s just something SO APPEALING about a supposedly mechanical titan going all feral and beastly and tearing things to shreds with its bare hands instead of shooting things
Cosmo Tip #455
menluda: When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
For every " ✲ " I get I'll confess a turn on.
things i wont admit in places that arent tumblr: i really want a cuddle buddy
swagchat: wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE
littlecorgi: list of things i hate everything
burgersquid: angelosauper: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend, Dear [insert URL...
i should really find someone to call in the morning to help me stay awake but no one else is up at 7am